Larry David OFFICIAL Beer/Soda Koozie
Introducing the "Larry David Red Pill/Blue Pill Koozie" — the ultimate beverage accessory for those who ponder life's deepest questions over a cold one. Picture Larry David's skeptical face on one side, asking you to choose between "Goon" or "Edge" as if it's the most crucial decision you'll make all day (spoiler: it probably is).
Wrap your drink in this koozie and instantly elevate your existential ponderings to a whole new level. Will you embrace the Goon side, chilled and carefree, laughing in the face of societal norms? Or will you take the Edge, sipping with determination and a hint of intellectual superiority? Whatever your choice, Larry's expression will reflect your every sip, silently judging your beverage philosophy with comedic precision.
So, whether you're at a backyard BBQ or a philosophical debate night, let Larry David guide your drink-cooling decisions with wit, wisdom, and just a hint of neuroticism. Because in the world of koozies, this one's the true masterpiece of comedic refreshment.
More details
- Made from neoprene
- Waterproof
- Dual-side customization
- Ribbed seams
- Regular 5″ × 4″ (12 × 10 cm), or slim 6.5″ × 3.2″ (17 × 8 cm)
- Spot clean as needed
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Larry David
- Email: larrydavid-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead, cadmium, phthalates, BPA, Organostannic, azo dyes, formaldehyde, and flammability level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Regular 5″ × 4″ (12 × 10 cm),
- Slim 6.5″ × 3.2″ (17 × 8 cm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Larry David OFFICIAL Beer/Soda Koozie Size Guide
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Regular 12 oz
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Slim 12 oz
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